Small monkey looking directly at viewer

An Introduction

The world has long wondered about the mysterious origins of the mysterious girl with the mysterious name of ‘Monkey June’.

The world has long asked questions like:

“Why would someone have ‘Monkey’ in their name?”

or

“Are we talking about a monkey here, or a girl? Or a month?”

Teams of archeologists, sociologists, zoologists, and even herpetologists have devoted dozens of hours of research in their fruitless quest to uncover the mysterious truths behind this mysterious figure—and none of them have found anything. Why not? Probably because they were looking in the wrong places and asking the wrong questions to the wrong people.

If they had simply come to me and asked me about her fascinating life and her strange experiences, I would have been happy to tell them the stories that you can find here, and their searches would not have been fruitless at all. Their searches would have been fruitful. Literally quite full of fruit. One particular fruit, especially.

I think you know which one…

Now that these stories have been made known to the world, dear readers, the question I am asked most is this:

“Are these stories true, or are they made up?”

The only answer I can give is that you must read these stories for yourself (or you might find a grown-up who likes to read and make them do the actual reading—but tell them that they must read aloud, and make sure you are somewhere nearby when they do it)…and then you must decide for yourself.

Meanwhile, I’m sure Monkey June is somewhere reading a story about you and wondering, Is this person real, or are they made up?

Don’t worry about that, though; when I see her next I will assure her that you are real.

Be good, friends!
(And be good friends!)
Mr. Gil